Avast, ye landlubbers!
Hoist the sails! Batton down the hatches! Man the crow's nest! Fly the Jolly Roger! Run a shot across the bow, and ready the Man-O-War!
Shiver me timbers! It's talk like a pirate day!
What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint?
Arrrrrby's!
Why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend so much time at sea!
What is a pirate's favorite clothing brand?
Arrrrrmani!
What is a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
How do pirates know that they're pirates?
They think, therefore they arrrrrrrr!
OK - That's enough.
What are some of your favorite pirate jokes?
Note to Self: Don't worry, I promise not to write like this in all my posts today - just this one. Happy Friday, me hearties!
Friday, September 19, 2008
Ahoy!
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4 comments:
Just passing through to say "Ahoy!" So, um, "Ahoy!" ;)
Is it really? I had no idea or I would've celebrated more properly.
Ok this came via the six year old....
Why couldn't the 11 year old getting into the pirate movie?
Because it was rated AAARRRRGGGG!!!!
Teeni - :)
CM - Yes, and now I'm really disappointed...
LEO - LOL. Good one!
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