Friday, September 19, 2008

Ahoy!

Avast, ye landlubbers!

Hoist the sails! Batton down the hatches! Man the crow's nest! Fly the Jolly Roger! Run a shot across the bow, and ready the Man-O-War!

Shiver me timbers! It's talk like a pirate day!

What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint?
Arrrrrby's!

Why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend so much time at sea!

What is a pirate's favorite clothing brand?
Arrrrrmani!

What is a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!

How do pirates know that they're pirates?
They think, therefore they arrrrrrrr!

OK - That's enough.
What are some of your favorite pirate jokes?

Note to Self:
Don't worry, I promise not to write like this in all my posts today - just this one. Happy Friday, me hearties!

4 comments:

teeni said...

Just passing through to say "Ahoy!" So, um, "Ahoy!" ;)

colbymarshall said...

Is it really? I had no idea or I would've celebrated more properly.

LeoHubby said...

Ok this came via the six year old....

Why couldn't the 11 year old getting into the pirate movie?

Because it was rated AAARRRRGGGG!!!!

MJ said...

Teeni - :)

CM - Yes, and now I'm really disappointed...

LEO - LOL. Good one!