Note to Idiot

Dear "husky" girl,

See, my husband was nice enough to call you "husky" instead of "giant tub of whale lard". Although apparently that girl walking behind you out of the bar was rude enough to refer to your sea-mammal-like features, because you bitch-slapped her hard enough to actually knock her down. Don't get me wrong - she deserved it - but it probably wasn't smart to do it in front of a bunch of cops. For that, you got your very own note on my blog.

Now put the beer down and switch to water.
And please never wear a tube-top again.
Much appreciated,
MJ

Note to Self: Also, no low-cut tops, short skirts, or anything with the word Spandex on the label. Thanks.