Sunday, January 25, 2009

Note to God:

Lord,

I pray you give me joy
I pray you give me peace.
I pray you give me patience.
I pray you give me forgiveness.
I pray you give me understanding.

But I do not pray for strength,
as I may beat someone to death.

Amen.

7 comments:

VE said...

I prayed for him to give me joy when I was single. She was hot!!!

pure evyl said...

So true.

Maki said...

I love your "Note to God" posts!!!

You never disappoint me:)

teeni said...

Ha! Good one! :) Hope you are well.

MJ said...

VE - Heh. My future sister in law's middle name is Faith. And when I met her the first time, I always imagined how cool it would be to be in church with that name. When people would start praying "Lord, let me have faith..." I can imagine myself standing up - "He answered your prayer! Here I am!"

PE - I know...

Maki - There are plenty more! Glad you like them.

Teeni - Yeah. FYI, I have actually prayed this on many occasions...

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Danielle said...

Love it!