Thursday, September 4, 2008

Note to Idiots

Dear protesters,

I hope you know that your unrelenting strive for peace is completely clouded by your idiocy and tendency towards violence.

Any police beatings that are administered to you are more than likely deserved. I know if I had to go to work in full riot gear because of your stupid ass, I would want to get some wear out of the stuff at least once! Sadly, you will probably only receive some well-deserved mace to the face. Hey that rhymes!

Next time you see me, I'll be right behind you holding a sign with an arrow pointing at you. I will be chanting "Mace to the face! Mace to the face!" very loudly. It's catchy, and it will probably rally more supporters than your "Bushitler"-isms.

You may want to walk a little faster,
MJ

Note to Self:
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10 comments:

Mahala said...

Make sure you're not directly behind the protestor.. mace tends to splatter and the resulting flailing about gets really wild :)

MJ said...

Mahala - Very true. And from my experience, it gives a nasty skin burn. Plus, you smell like Indian food for DAYS.

~alison said...

Careful - you may be getting too much cop in you! ahahahahahah! Pun intended!

pure evyl said...

'Mace to the Face'

That is one catchy line.

colbymarshall said...

Mace to the Face...catchy, and with a beat!

livininsanity said...

Okay, I was going to say something like, "My protesting is never violent" but, apparently, this post is grounded in some form of reality. Whodda thunk it? Ah, I digress...

MJ said...

Alison - :D

PE - I know! Isn't it great!

CM - You bring the tambourine to keep the beat and I'll paint the signs...

Livin - Yes, who would think that protesters for peace might actually be violent....

SarahM said...

My cop got maced once when he was in the middle of a riot trying to subdue the
"protesters"

apparently, the emergency service team pulls out fire extinguishers full of mace fot peace protests...

MJ said...

SM - !!!

Fire extinguisher-sized mace cans!
Where can I get one??? :)

the Grit said...

Hi MJ,

You should make a shirt with

Have you had your daily dose of
MACE TO THE FACE?

on in.

Also, you can purchase a pepper sprayer at, http://www.crimeblocker.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=24&products_id=44, that is as large as the fire extinguisher I keep in my tractor cab.

the Grit