Friday, January 29, 2010

Note to Idiots

Dear Spammers,

Who would I like to..... (bum-bum-bum)...

Push down the stairs,
Especially in pairs,
Or beat with a giant hammer?

Who would I feed my dog for a snack,
Or stab in the eye with a tack?
Why golly-gosh a spammer!

You've been forewarned...
MJ

Note to Self: I have now been forced to enact word-verification. Ugh, I HATE, HATE, HATE!

9 comments:

Meadowlark said...

Come buy my amazing flibberdeegibit product which will make you beautiful while you sleep and you will lose a bunch of weight and make lots of money.

The end.

:)

Em said...

I caved last week as well. I even cursed myself as I was leaving a response to a commenter on today's post.

WV: the definition of necessary evil.

Meadowlark said...

Wait! I'm a commenter on today's post! Are you coming after me with a hammer? :)

MJ said...

Meadowlark: Of course, I wouldn't beat you with a hammer... unless you started spouting something about cheap pills and penis enlargement...

Em: I know, it actually HURTS to know that i am putting my commenters through it. Ick.

corporalswife said...

Could I interest you in...No? Hmm, okay then. :)

colbymarshall said...

I had to do that recently, too. I don't know why they just all the sudden cropped up, but alas, they did. Morthdor is probably to blame.

MJ said...

CW - I don't want anything that you would possibly be peddling lady!

Colby - MORTHDOR!!!! *shakes fist*

Maki said...

Oh really? I always wonder why we need to use word verification, but I guess this is why. And that pic speaks for itself how mad you are!

xoxo

MJ said...

Maki - Glad that the picture properly conveyed my rage :)