Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Six Habits of a Highly Effective MJ

If you understand that reference, I welcome you, my business savvy brother. Hazah!


VE tagged me for a meme today, challenging me to tell you 6 things about me or habits of mine.

I had to think long and hard about what I could possibly tell you that (1) you don’t already know AND (2) is even mildly interesting. I'm not sure how well I did, but here goes...

1. As much as I talk about and tout my fiancé being a police officer, I rarely brag about it in real life. It is easy to find support for his career on the Internet, but in real life, people just don’t like cops and generally think I’m an idiot or strange (like, side-show strange) for marrying one.

2. I envy tan people, but I fear skin cancer more. So, I slather on the sunscreen and revel in my pasty whiteness.

3. I sometimes bargain with God, If I could just KILL that person and get away with it, I would never do anything bad ever again.

4. Besides wanting to be Supreme Overlord of the Universe, I would also like to be a prima ballerina, a world renowned cellist, and a famous designer of chic petite clothes.

5. I habitually clean my diamond rings. In the shower. With my toothbrush and toothpaste. After I have just brushed my teeth. Shut up, it makes them shine!

6. If I had the money to buy a new car, I have a feeling I wouldn’t. I love my little car, and it has been through everything with me. I’ll be very sad when its doors finally fall off one day.

Note to Self: And no. I'm not tagging anyone (Please see previous Note to Idiot.), but if you would like it, take it.


Sornie said...

I also wish death on people. Usually while driving. Last week I wished to cars doing well over 80 MPH a fiery crash or a hefty ticket. Sadly, they received neither.

Gladys said...

I don't wish anyone dead but some serious torture in their future wouldn't make me sad.

Danielle said...

I totally know how you feel about the car! My poor baby has needed a lot of work lately, but I can't bear the thought of trading her in.

VE said...

I've been watching...good for you for fulfilling your meme duties. You get a gold star! I'll speak with God on that killing request...

Anonymous said...

There's a couple of people that I would like to SUFFER for a long time. They don't necessarily have to die, but I would love them to be miserable. ;-)

I'm going to have to try cleaning my rings your way. They need a good cleaning right now.

MJ said...

Sornie - Yeeeaaah. I know that feeling.

Gladys - This is true. A swift death might be too nice.

Danielle - :) Yup, not giving my silver baby up!

VE - Thanks!

KM - I think it definitely works. I've heard a toothbrush and a little baking soda does the trick... but really, when I'm not being lazy, I will take them by the jeweler down the street. Most will clean your stuff for free.