Note to Idiots

Dear fast rainy day drivers,

It is not a good idea to drive 90 miles an hour when it’s pouring outside.

Just thought you might like to know.

You're welcome,

MJ


Dear slow rainy day drivers,

It is not necessary to drive 25 miles per hour on the interstate in the rain.

You will cause more wrecks that way than by driving fast.

Move along please,

MJ


Note to Self: And a hex on any of you morons who make me late to work.