Although these sound like they came from some sad comedy bit, alas, these are quite real stories, and they only make me suspect that there is some kind of crazy drug in the water lately...
And you thought leaving the toilet seat up was a big deal. After a dispute over some unwashed dishes, this Texas woman attacked her husband with a sword.
Pass the ketchup! Two California homeowners woke up to find a man standing over them and rubbing them with spices. Before leaving the culprit whacked one of them with an "8-inch sausage"... Innuendo anyone?
As you command, Allah. A Florida man was caught walking his dog in the nude. He said that Allah had commanded him to watch a Bruce Willis movie and then walk his dog. So the nudity... just an afterthought then?
Note to Self: It's interesting to note that the police officers in the nude dog walker case tasered the man in order to apprehend him "safely." My guess was they thought that if they tasered him, none of them would accidentally touch his nasty bits.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Strange Criminals
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6 comments:
I'm getting rid of all the swords in the house right now.
I don't see the big deal. I used to walk the dogs in the nude all the time. It's better that way b/c you don't have to worry about your undees riding up.
Unreal! I love the "Note to self".
Wow. There are no words. Apart from the ones you put in the "Note to self." Just...wow.
PE - Good idea :D
DB - Your neighborhood is probably used to seeing crazy things come from your house... <3
Alison - You know it's true!!
AES - I know. Wow.
dont you love these freakin crazy stories??
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