Sometimes I feel like my life is a quiz show. I often don't know the answer to a question, I always run out of time just before I can come up with a good guess, and there is often obnoxious music distracting me from making a decision.
So, if your life were a jeopardy board, what categories would you have on it?
Mine would be something like these:
College Classes I Loved
Jackasses I've Dated
Lies I've Told More Than Once
Guns My Boyfriend Owns
Blogs I Love to Read
People I've Wanted to Kill
Brands of Shoes I Own
Airports I've Been In
Books I've Read That Sucked
Places I Want to Build Summer Homes
Weak Women I Want to Slap
Video Games I Can Kick Your Butt At
Songs That I've Danced To
Promises I've Kept
Plants I've Killed
Note to Self: What would some of your categories be?
This little bit of fun brought to you by VE's Fantastical Nonsense.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Jeopardy
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Very funny and interesting post; I love all of your categories!!
Well, mine would be like these;
Karaoke songs that I love to sing when I'm drunk.
Faces I think of when I'm @ kickboxing class.
"Hello" that I can say in different languages.
Nursery songs I sing for my daughters.
Names of the movies I own on DVD
Losers I've burnt my heart to..
Dreams I've had while standing in front of a crowd in my underwear.
Hi MJ,
Beers I have sampled
Wines I have sampled
Scotch I have sampled
Rivers I have fished
Butts I have kicked
Butts I want to kick
Mister Manly
Wow! That is a good question. I love your Jeopardy categories. I have to think on this one.
Absolutely Hillarious! I have to say that Weak Women I Want to Slap, and Jack Asses I've dated would be two catagories I would probably excell in! I would like to add the catagory....When I should have said NO and didn't~
"Useless Information I've Learned on Jeopardy"
Maki - I love the kickboxing one!
Rick - Very good. Have a lot of those eh? :)
MM - I'm seeing a pattern here...
Alison - It does take a while to think of something really good...
lhansen - Oh yeah, that would be a good one for me too. Thanks for stopping in!
yellojkt - LOL
"Weak women I'd like to slap"
Priceless, simply priceless.
Nice jeopardy board.
How about:
Times I've been in jail
Things I've been addicted to
People I've killed
(Ah, maybe that went too far. :()
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