Wednesday, September 10, 2008


Sometimes I feel like my life is a quiz show. I often don't know the answer to a question, I always run out of time just before I can come up with a good guess, and there is often obnoxious music distracting me from making a decision.

So, if your life were a jeopardy board, what categories would you have on it?

Mine would be something like these:

College Classes I Loved
Jackasses I've Dated
Lies I've Told More Than Once
Guns My Boyfriend Owns
Blogs I Love to Read
People I've Wanted to Kill
Brands of Shoes I Own
Airports I've Been In
Books I've Read That Sucked
Places I Want to Build Summer Homes
Weak Women I Want to Slap
Video Games I Can Kick Your Butt At
Songs That I've Danced To
Promises I've Kept
Plants I've Killed

Note to Self: What would some of your categories be?

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Maki said...

Very funny and interesting post; I love all of your categories!!

Well, mine would be like these;

Karaoke songs that I love to sing when I'm drunk.

Faces I think of when I'm @ kickboxing class.

"Hello" that I can say in different languages.

Nursery songs I sing for my daughters.

Names of the movies I own on DVD

Losers I've burnt my heart to..

Rick said...

Dreams I've had while standing in front of a crowd in my underwear.

Anonymous said...

Hi MJ,

Beers I have sampled
Wines I have sampled
Scotch I have sampled
Rivers I have fished
Butts I have kicked
Butts I want to kick

Mister Manly

~alison said...

Wow! That is a good question. I love your Jeopardy categories. I have to think on this one.

lhansen said...

Absolutely Hillarious! I have to say that Weak Women I Want to Slap, and Jack Asses I've dated would be two catagories I would probably excell in! I would like to add the catagory....When I should have said NO and didn't~

yellojkt said...

"Useless Information I've Learned on Jeopardy"

MJ said...

Maki - I love the kickboxing one!

Rick - Very good. Have a lot of those eh? :)

MM - I'm seeing a pattern here...

Alison - It does take a while to think of something really good...

lhansen - Oh yeah, that would be a good one for me too. Thanks for stopping in!

yellojkt - LOL

K Trainor said...

"Weak women I'd like to slap"

Priceless, simply priceless.

Anonymous said...

Nice jeopardy board.

How about:

Times I've been in jail

Things I've been addicted to

People I've killed

(Ah, maybe that went too far. :()