Wednesday, August 13, 2008

We need more upstanding citizens, er, inmates, like this...

Death row inmate volunteers to be executed

Basically, the guy knows what he did was wrong. He actually had to FIGHT to drop the appeals for more than a year (nothing like knowing the justice system is fighting to waste our money). He understands that he deserves the punishment coming to him, and he just wants to get it over with. Bravo mister killer-man. If we had more inmates like you, I would maybe feel a little guilty about the death penalty.

Note to Self: But until all the convicts start admitting their crimes and stop wasting our time and money, I will consider justice served through the death penalty.

11 comments:

SarahM said...

i feel guilty because i skipped the government edition for a later reading time.
This one, However i will comment on:

I will never feel guilty about the death penalty. And if you want to change it: make em crawl, all fours, and use their mouths for moving stuff. forver. and ever.

livininsanity said...

MJ - Don't you realize he's angling for the insanity plea? It's perfect, no?

MJ said...

SM - That's okay, it's pretty long. But you'll enjoy it when you get to it. I'm sure you can identify.

You know, you're punishment might not be a bad idea. Then maybe more would opt into this voluntary death penalty thing.

Livin - Good point. That would be an interesting way to skew things...

SarahM said...

p.s. - those fish are trippppy!

MJ said...

SM - Thx! I love playing with them....

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Jeez, now he's made the other inmates look bad.

Peter Parkour said...

I wonder if he'll try killing himself for ratting himself out?

kaylee said...

WOW

pure evyl said...

At least there is one honest man.

BTW, I just spent five minutes having your fish chase my cursor. That damn thing is addictive.

livininsanity said...

By the way, MJ, what are you all doing to piss off the Russians so much?

MJ said...

NGIP - I know. I wonder if they had to put him in isolation...

PP - It would be like that scene with Gollum from the Lord of the Rings - "You squeal-ses on me!!!!!" "No, no! Me-ses gooooood!!" :D I'm showing the dork in me, I know.

Kaylee - I know.

PE - The fish are a little addictive.

Livin - They said something about us being the home of rap music... I dunno.