Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hopey Change

I was so glad to finally see this headline!
Finally, he is going to define this "change" he has been going on and on about!
Maybe he will be a little more specific on what he is going to "change" exactly, and maybe point out some ways on how he might go about implementing these "changes."

Top 10 Thing Obama Might Say He Is Going To Change

10. His slogan - from "Change We Can Believe In" to "Well-Defined Change We Can Believe In."
9. His website. Instead of the bottom banner stating that the site is "Powered by Hope," maybe it will say something like "Powered by White Guilt."
8. His underoos - from Batman to firetrucks!
7. His wife. He thinks she is so controlling! She won't let him go on the big rollercoasters at Six Flags even though he doesn't get motion sick much anymore!
6. His running mate. He's wondering why Elmo hasn't returned his calls.
5. His tie. He's looking for one of those neat, novelty, light-up ones.
4. His image. He'll start wearing baggy jeans with a "pimp cup" in one hand and a huge gold cross around his neck.
3. His ride. He'll finally take the training wheels off his bike.
2. His middle name.
1. His stance on practically everything... oh wait...

Note to Self: New drinking game - take a drink every time you hear him say "hope" or "change" tonight at the DNC. I predict being pretty sloppy by the end...

12 comments:

VE said...

Can I just change the channel?

MJ said...

VE - I'm sure Futurama will be on by then. Almost anything would probably be more entertaining I guess.

colbymarshall said...

depending on what I'm drinking, I COULD be dead by the end of the night if I do this...

Rick said...

Very funny post. Thanks for visiting my blog. Sorry to contribute to your self-destructive blog surfing habbits, but, oh well, that's life.

Matt said...

Ouch.

K Trainor said...

"I predict being pretty sloppy by the end..."

BAhahahahahahaha!!!

MJ said...

CM - True. Just stay away from the Kool-Aid.

Rick - You came back! lol. Nah, what's one more blog in my long list of addictions?

Matt - What have I told you about playing with the staple gun?

K - :) Glad I could amuse you.

Matt said...

staple guns = fun.

livininsanity said...

Let me know how that drinking game goes. And, by "let me know how that drinking game goes" I mean, let me know what your Wii Fit has to say about it in the morning. :)

pure evyl said...

You will have to let me know how many times he says a drinkable word. I am trying to limit my horror program viewing.

MJ said...

Matt - Somebody could lose an eye, young man!

Livin - The Wii didn't care, but my stomach sure did.

PE - LOL. He said it A LOT. Alcohol poisoning was definitely in the works.

Sornie said...

From the five minutes I saw of Obama's speech, he seemed to explain plenty and his tie was red. I think I saw the same one at Target. Yep, Barack shops at Target.