Because I know you care...

I'm going to keep boring you with crap about me and the cop...

Stole this one from Peter Parkour:

The SO Meme

1. What is his/her name?
Let's just say his real name merits it's own theme song. But for internet purposes, I call him the cop.

2. Who eats more?
Sadly, we're pretty equal on that level. He surpasses me in snackage though.

3. Who said, “I love you” first?
That would be him.

4. Who is taller?
Him, definitely, by more than a foot.

5. Who drives most when you are out together?
We drive pretty equally. If it's just us going on a long trip, we take my gas-sipping Honda. If we're carrying a bunch of stuff, we take his SUV.

6. Who is more sensitive?
That would definitely be me. The cop is all inward emotions - I'm generally the blubbering idiot.

7. Who does the laundry?
We both do our own laundry. Not living together does have its perks lol.

8. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
If you're looking straight at the bed, that would be me. It's next to the alarm clock. The alarm doesn't wake up the cop, it wakes me up, and then I wake him up. If he's not in bed with me, I take up the whole bed - or at least the part that the pup doesn't take up.

9. Who pays the bills?
We both pay our own. Like I said, there are some benefits...

10. Who cooks more?
He does. I'll get into a mood and cook sometimes, but if it can't just be shoved in an oven or microwaved, the cop has to cook it. I'm more the baker, while he's the griller.

11. Who is more stubborn?
That would be me. Although, he is known to be very stubborn too.

12. Who is the first to admit they are wrong?
Oooo, that's a hard one. We both tend to be equally wrong, but we both tend to be equally stubborn about admitting fault too.

13. Who has more siblings?
He does. He has two sisters, where I only have one brother.

14. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
We both wear the pants. Sometimes we both wear dresses too, but that's a different story.

15. What do you like to do together?
Pretty much everything. He doesn't typically enjoy shopping with me, but he goes because he may get something out of it. I don't typically enjoy going to the gun range, but it lets me sharpen my burglar killing skills. Plus, a guy who will carry your Victoria's Secret bags is very sexy, and he thinks a girl with a gun is hot too. We give and take, and so we're almost always together.

16. Who eats more sweets?
Oh, we're both pretty bad about this. You should see us fork fight over cheesecake.

17. Guilty Pleasures?
We love being lazy and eating A LOT. But we generally don't feel guilty about it. Maybe sleeping in would be more accurately a "guilty pleasure" for us.

18. How did you meet?
Ironically, church. He was the hot guitar player in the church band. Then we finally got together when we were both extremely drunk, lol.

19. Who asked whom out first?
It was pretty mutual. We were friends for such a long time it just sort of turned into dating.

20. Who kissed who first?
That was mutual too. That awkward lean-in followed by a sloppy kiss. It's okay, we've had plenty of time to perfect it.

21. Who proposed?
He hasn't yet, but I'm wearing him down!!! : p
I'm afraid it's going to come in some form of torture, like a mountain hike or whitewater rafting.

22. His/Her best features and qualities?
His eyes, his hands, his (non-existent) butt, his arms, his honesty, his humor (no matter how cheesy it is), and his loving kindness (unless you're a criminal). I pretty much love everything about him - even the smell of sweaty Kevlar funk.

23. Tag some peeps?
That's totally against my morals, so I say anyone who sees this post and needs some blog material should grab it.

Note to Self: I think Colby should do it though, because we need to know more about her hubby...