Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!

So before I jumped into my blog critique posts for today, I thought I would give you a nice little bit of info about me. Probably TMI, but I don't care.

Last night I was reaching out to punch my 25 year old child, er, boyfriend for letting out a particularly rancid smelling flatus (look it up people!) while he was standing NEXT to a door (which he could have GONE OUT OF to keep from releasing these gag-inducing fumes into my apartment), but he put his hand up to defend himself and ended up scratching the crap out of my arm.

Quickly, before I bled to death, I found the nearest Band-Aid and stuck it on. The Band-Aid is still there this morning, and I have gotten lots of compliments on it. You see, it's no ordinary bandage. It's a BATMAN Band-Aid - which automatically makes it SO much cooler. BUT, it's not just any Batman Band-Aid - forget the "black night of darkness" that we see in movies nowadays. No this is the muscle-bound, nerds dream of my youth. The classic Batman: Ah... they just don't make 'em like they used to, do they?

Note to Self: Although, I could eat me up some Christian Bale - mhmmmmm - The Dark Night comes out in theaters July 18.