Huckabee Drops Out of the Race

Finally!!!

He's like that kid you use to play Monopoly with who kept rolling the dice long after you owned all the properties.

I mean look at him! He just screams "GOOBER!"

Note to Self: Go ahead and kill yourself if your last name is Huckabee. I'm sorry, but that name just lends itself to all kinds of fun-making that you wouldn't want to live through - Hyuck-hyuck-abee.