Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Mafia Wars

Ok, so I have a confession.

I'm a little bit obsessed with Mafia Wars on Facebook. I'm pretty sure it is what has been taking up all my extra time and keeping me from blogging. Damn Mafia Wars.

But there is just something so exciting about knowing I have just kicked the poo out of some guy with the mafia title Imgonakickyurazz and there is nothing he can do about it. Plus, I like the idea of waking up each morning to 200 million dollars in income from owning skeevy rent houses and about 50 mega casinos.

The closest thing I get to that kind of morbid excitement in my real life is telling customers that their credit card has been declined and waking up every other Friday to my paycheck actually being in the bank.

So what would it be like if I were head of my own mafia? I guess I would start by doing more practical things than just stealing money and blackmailing state representatives. Maybe I would knock over a Kate Spade store for some wicked awesome shoes and accessories. Or whack whatever celebrity gets on my nerves that week. I would even have a cool calling card, maybe a Yorkie paw print on the forehead of everyone I have iced. And every time you see a picture of me, I'm wearing a black Chanel dress with a black Prada bag carrying my faithful pup who wears a signature custom made Ralph Lauren bow tie.

Ah, the mafia life would be sweet.

Note to Self: Start with finding the Chanel dress.

6 comments:

Meadowlark said...

MW. I'm hooked too. But Sorority Life was so frickin' POINTLESS.

And how 'bout Moscow! Woo hooO!!!!

Mountain Girl said...

Bejeweled Blitz is my latest obsession, lame I know, but when I reach a new high score and someone beats me I HAVE to go after them.

VE said...

Facebook has stolen some of my hardest core commenters from years past. Glad to see you drop by again. I should talk...my blog list is hopelessly long.

I'd get into the mafia but I hate wearing suits and I'd really have to beef up my cussing...

StarFish said...

Hah...This is pretty funny. I was pretty obsessed myself with Mafia Wars. But my interest has started to dwindle. I've gotten 'stuck' in the Boss & Underboss levels for not having all those freggin concealable cameras, illegal transaction reports, etc.

BTW - count me in on the Kate Spade take over!! lol :)

Dorkys Ramos said...

Ah, so you're one of those people that totally baffle me on Facebook. You're right up with there with the Farmville maniacs.

But that life you imagined for yourself sounds pretty sweet. If only those pesky laws didn't get in the way.

TheVinylVillager said...

gasp! Me too!! Its an obsession.