Friday, April 3, 2009

Note to Idiots

Dear Network TV,

I am done with you. I am tired of these stupid reality shows that go on and on and just shows how materialistic or idiotic we all are. I am tired of all these investigative dramas that are all minor variations of the same, exact thing. I am tired of David Caruso. He’s awful. I am tired of all the comedies that assume Americans like to laugh at fat slobs, rednecks, and (obviously) functionally retarded people.

Seriously. It hurts my brain. MAKE IT STOP.

MJ

Note to Self: Caruso makes Keanu Reeves look like he has a great emotional acting range. I HATE HIM!

8 comments:

Lucy said...

Dear Network TV: I agree. I hate you too. There is nothing on television anymore. I don't even like the word 'reality' anymore. Get off of it. It's old. You have no imagination anymore.

Lovingly, Lucy

Matt said...

he looks alot like Elton John in that picture.

The crazy Shaw Family said...

I agree! Shall we all join together in our hatred and disgust of David Caruso?? He is a waste of space, and money! I hate his icky voice, and his stupid sunglasses! can we say "PRETENTIOUS KNOB"?????

teeni said...

LOL. Good one. I hate reality shows. I think I've seen too many and they all start to be so darn similar and make me hate people.

Sarah Jane said...

And it isn't even believable police work - UNLESS you had NASA at your fingertips to process every piece of evidence....

Geez...

kweenmama said...

I am also tired of all the stupid stuff on tv. I don't even watch the reality shows, yet I get to know what happens on them because of the media and conversations with others. The contestants on said shows must be soooo desperate for attention!

MJ said...

Lucy - Maybe we should all send letters... I'm not even sure what "reality" is anymore.

Matt - LOL. True.

TCSF - I'm glad I'm not alone in my hatred!!!

Teeni - So true!

Sarah Jane - No kidding!! They cut out all the wait time that's involved in that crap. Seriously...

KM - Seriously. Their parents didn't hug them enough or something.

mrs. fuzz said...

Hi. I just found your blog through LAPD wife. I've been searching for other police wife bloggers. My hubby graduates the academy in 30 days. Do you mind if I add you to my links of police wives? and I'm laughing at this post because I just posted yesterday about this guy. I've seen a few minutes here and there of this show and am so annoyed by this guy. Apparently most people are. It's a wonder that the show is still on the air. Great blog by the way.