Thursday, November 27, 2008

Note to Idiots

Dear bra makers,

I went shopping yesterday for a corset bra to use under wedding dresses, and I found one fatal flaw in your design that I think I should point out to you.

Here's the thing. I wear a C cup bra. Now, that's a rather larger than average size. I mean, it's enough to keep a woman from wanting a boob job. So why in the world do you feel the need to add padding to the bra, as if I need the extra "help"? If I wore a push-up bra, my hoo-has would be in my face, and I don't particularly enjoy being suffocated by my own skin.

I understand the general thought that "bigger is better," but when I have to go up an extra dress size just because my jigglies won't fit in a damn dress, I'm pretty sure I don't need the boost of "confidence" you're trying to give me to make it worse.

Screw you and the bustier you rode in on,
MJ

9 comments:

pure evyl said...

I agree. C's are plenty good.

Maki said...

I am not so fortunate in the breast department, so I always need and could use all the help I can get! LOL

It's nice that you can complain that you don't need padding!!! :D

The Incredible Woody said...

Amen, sistah! Trying shopping with DD's....

Peter Parkour said...

Boobs rock. :P Happy Thanksgiving.

Sarah - Leohubby said...

Wait til you have babies...your boobs will never be the same. EVER.

Sarah - Leohubby said...

Wait til you have babies...your boobs will never be the same. EVER.

colbymarshall said...

Giggle... bustier you rode in on...

Wearing that corset bra is something like feeling like a stuffed turkey, don't you think?

teeni said...

That used to bug me too, but then I realized that the padding isn't so bad on days that are really cold. ;) I doubt you need to worry about that for your wedding though. I hope you find one you like that can accommodate you without making you go up a dress size.

K Trainor said...

"Screw you and the bustier you rode in on." ROTFLMAO!!! Yes, yes, YESSSSS! I hate bra shopping. I find one style I like and buy half a dozen of them. I have no patience for anything else.