Friday, August 8, 2008

Too fat to die?

Somehow I just don't feel bad for this guy:

Ohio inmate says he's too fat for execution

Basically the guy takes seizure meds that may have made him build a tolerance to the anesthesia that comes in the first dose of the lethal injection procedure. And basically the rest may actually hurt while he is killed for being a murdering rapist. And he's whining that they may have to move that needle around in his arm to find the vein because he's a fat ass. Did I mention that he was sentenced to death for TWO (2, dos, deux, zwei, due, dois - and for you Romans, II) counts of rape and murder. Yeah, maybe it would be okay if he hurt a little during execution...

Note to Self: I'm thinking this is a sign that we feed our inmates too much... especially since he was convicted in 1986. WTF?

12 comments:

Ed & Jeanne said...

I'm thinking we just stop feeding him. It'll save money and solve the execution thingy...

MJ said...

VE - GENIUS.

Anonymous said...

Awwww...poor widdle murderwing wapist. This might hurt juuuuust a little...

ASSHAT.

colbymarshall said...

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Morons. Let me just say that again: morons. Okay, I feel better now.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps we should listen to the guy. He makes some halfway decent points. Maybe we should give execution by way of baseball bat a try. ;)

Anonymous said...

me either.

If they cant find a vein in his fat arm, take him out back and shoot him.

Im sorry, was that insensitive of me?

pure evyl said...

A rope and a very thick tree branch would do the trick. We might get a decapitation to boot that way. An outstanding twofer.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they should try to find a vein in the body part that committed the crime. ;-)

Y of F said...

HAHAHAh to kweenmama!!!

but yeah. screw that guy. Ill shoot him. No problem:)

MJ said...

K - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

CM - I'm glad you feel better.. I'm still aching from the failure of the justice system...

PP - Baseball bat... now that's an execution style I could get behind.

VV - Not insensitive at all actually.

Evyl - *applause* I'm all for public hangings...

KM - AWESOME IDEA.

SM - If the guy had raped me, they wouldn't be debating this. My mother would have made him into gator bait.

Y of F said...

im a comment ho!.

here i am prostituting my comment-ness

Anonymous said...

Since when do convicted murderers have "rights?" We live in one messed up society...
We should string him up, and let the victims families use his fat butt for a pinata...
After feeding him several sedative-laced Big Macs, to appease the ACLU lawyers, of course...