Dear badge bunny,
He may be beyond hitting a stupid girl.
I am not.
Get your own,
MJ
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Thursday, July 31, 2008
Note to Idiots
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9 comments:
hey MJ!
Its Rabbit Season:) Break out that .38!
- Sarah
Hi MJ,
While as a man I may be a bit slow in some areas, which I usually ignore, but this one seems worth investigating. Who is "badge bunny?" I assume, probably incorrectly, that "he" is your cop. Why are you willing to hit her? And, perhaps most importantly, can we watch?
Mister Manly
SM - Wooooooooooooooo!
MM - A "badge bunny" is a woman who likes to hit on cops (or any man in uniform - fireman, paramedic, military), generally because they think they look "cute" in their uniform. They don't really care if they have a ring on their finger either. Yes "he" is my cop. I am willing to hit her because she is an idiot, and she is a disgrace to the female gender. And, sure, you can watch. But it won't take long.
HAHA- Haha! HAHAHA! Ha.
Hi MJ,
Sorry I missed that, but so many women hit on me that I've learned to ignore it. Amazingly enough, so has my wife. For instance, at the last party we attended, some nice looking woman enguaged us in conversation, spent a considerable amount of time rubbing her tits on me, and worked several comments as to why she and I should find time alone into the discussion. Of course, I brushed her off, but, when I mentioned the incident on the drive home, my wife insisted that I was imagining things.
The point is, while I'm manly enough to resist temptation without help, you should scratch that girl's eyes out. Even if your cop isn't really tempted, he'll appreciate your effort.
Mister Manly
He's not ever really tempted. Especially since I generally have to point out the (sometimes obvious) flirting - he is a bit oblivious.
But this case was pretty apparent as she was drunk and saying "cops are hot" over and over to him, making the poor boy rather uncomfortable.
I like to say, "Why would he want ground beef, when he has filet mignon at home?"
"It wouldn't take long..."
I LOVE it! You go girl....
"I am not. Get your own." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Silly girl, she has no idea what a pissed off short person can do to her! :D
Renee - Hey there! Thanks for stopping by.
K - So true. I'm really dangerous when my Napoleon complex kicks in.
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