Monday, May 12, 2008

What I Really Mean Is...

Inspired by my girls over at PWO, here's a list of the top ten innuendos for, well, you know...

10. Taking a shower

9. Cleaning the blinds
8. Making the bed
7. Hanging pictures
6. Watching a movie
5. Getting exercise
4. Washing dishes
3. Folding laundry
2. Settling a dispute

...and the number one innuendo:
1. Baking cookies

Special thanks to the ladies for giving me endless hours of hysterical laughter...

Note to Self: Just don't get caught playing with their handcuffs, ladies!

2 comments:

Ed & Jeanne said...

Don't you have to have evidence if it's "baking cookies"? I mean...where then are the cookies??

MJ said...

Well, I ate them of course.

With a tall glass of milk.

;)