Severe Dorkitude

In response to ColbyMarshall's post over at S(ow)LaL, I would like to add some more criteria to her dork status calculator. After tabulating your score over there, at a max score of 210, continue adding to your score here:

+5 if you know who the Master Chief is
+10 if you enjoy his sexy voice
+5 if you have ever typed the letters "pwn"
-5 if you don't even know what "pwn" means
+5 if you think the Wii is a great exercise tool
+10 if playing a Wii is the most exercise you have had in the past month
+15 if you shortcut the hand motions on the Wii to win
+5 if you have ever visited legendofzelda.com
+10 if the names Ganondorf, Link, and Epona excite you
-5 if the only Nintendo game name you know is Super Mario Brothers
+5 if you have ever been to a Comic Con
+10 if you have dressed up to go to a Comic Con
+5 if you know what WoW stands for
+5 if you know pi to more than the hundredths place
+5 if you are a member of an online forum
+10 if you post there more than five times a day
+10 if you are a moderator of the forum
-5 if you are unsure of what a forum is
+5 if you have ruined your eyesight from staring at a computer monitor
+5 if you have ever described yourself as "extremely white"
+5 if you can relate to the song "White and Nerdy"
+10 if you know the lyrics
-5 if you don't know who Weird Al is

This can add up to 140 points to your score, giving you a total of 350 possible dork points.

Note to Self: I had 70 from Colby's calculator, and I added 90 points from mine - giving me a 160 out of 350 - or about a 46% dork rating. A nice, healthy dork balance.