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From the Sacramento Bee:
Officials: Woman's stash of marijuana doesn't fly
Published 12:00 am PDT Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Story appeared in METRO section, Page B2
SACRAMENTO , CA
A Sacramento woman was caught Monday night attempting to sneak 15 pounds of marijuana onto a plane at Sacramento International Airport, according to sheriff's officials. Rachael Ann Wilson, 29, was arrested about 9 p.m. after boarding a U.S. Airways flight to Atlanta, according to a sheriff's news release.
Authorities said she checked two cardboard boxes, one of which was too large to pass through an X-ray machine. Transportation Security Administration agents opened the box and found it was packed with two-pound coffee cans, authorities said. The agents became suspicious and contacted sheriff's deputies at the airport. The deputies opened the cans and discovered marijuana inside, according to the news release.
Authorities said they found pot in the other box Wilson had checked, and in total 15 pounds of marijuana with a street value of $125,000 was confiscated.
Okay, I just have to ask - Why would you CHECK the marijuana??? And if you're going to check it, why would you use a friggin' HUGE BOX. Yeah, that's not suspicious.
Note to Self: No one ever said that criminals were smart people...
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Pure Genius
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not conspicuous at all. not at all.
"Why would you CHECK the marijuana??"
Exactly. Why wouldn't you be consuming vast amounts of Cheetos and laughing your ass off instead?
(eyeballs the room for MJ's boyfriend...)
All I gotta say is either she might have had intent to distribute or she's going to need a heck of a lot of ramen to match those munchies.
CM - the only way it could have been more obvious it to have had an even bigger box... like a refrigerator box full.
K, meet my boyfriend Doug. Doug, meet K. Apparently you two had the same idea. Hahahahahahahaha!
If I were you (and as a writer), I wouldn't include the entire article in my post.
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