Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Cops Like Big Busts

Because I'm not married to my LEO, it is easy for my love for him and support of his career choice to be construed a that of a badge bunny.

So, I thought I would make a few lists for today starting with...

The Top 10 Nicknames for Badge Bunnies
10. Kevlar Kittens
9. Badge Lickers
8. Holster Harlots
7. Gun Groupies
6. Copper Hopper

5. Gun Handlers
4. Badge Kissers
3. Donut Dollies

2. Handcuff Hos
and...
1. Holster Sniffers - Mmm. Smell the goodness.

But since I'm an equal opportunity blogger, I also wanted to put forth...

The Top 10 Nicknames for Police Officers
10. The Law
9. Pigs
8. Rollers
7. Donut Holders
6. The Heat
5. Po Po
4. The Man
3. Five-O
2. The Fuzz
and...
1. Party Crashers - I guess this is where the expression for a cop with his lights on "He's got his party hat on!" came from.

Also, a group of cops is often known as a "legalized gang."

Note to Self:

4 comments:

colbymarshall said...

rabbit season...lmao!

dougsbike said...

I think I may have figured out how to do this blog thing now.

I thought the holster harlots had the funniest ring to it, but copper hopper has a bad underlying thought.

Funny of funnies, most cops that I have thought to have something on the side that they have gained due to their profession keep it on the side because it's uglier and nastier than what they have at home. kind of a sick thought. Think they'd just wait. But hey I've got no proof on dirty people, just assumptions.

Love you
me, the oinker

P.s. yeah you didn't include oinker, or bobbies, uncle toms (which somehow applies to all now, guess no one can read), and of course the all time top classic movie line "black and whites." too bad our cars aren't still painted black and white.

MJ said...

CM - Be vewy, vewy quiet...

DB - I'm sure I also missed a lot of R-rated terms for cops too...

Sornie said...

I haven't heard of many of those nicknames for the fuzz. Odd because I have two friends who are coppers.