Eww! It's Drooling!

"America is like a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." Arnold Toynbee

So, you're saying every time America feels good about itself and does what it thinks is best, we are inevitably going to screw something up in the process? Sounds about right.

Note to Self: And when that tail smacks into your leg... $@!&% that hurts!