Not so much...

I know things have been super-depressing starting this blogging week. So, here are some funny unrelated things to lift everyone's spirits:

(1) Think this is helpful in changing crappy education I mean.

Changing the words "under performing" to "Commonwealth Priority" is supposed to change the face of American education as we know it. Apparently, low teacher and student morale is the reason for low test scores. Right.

(2) Think there is any excuse for this except being a loser I mean.

Going back to live with your parents while you are a middle-aged adult means you have royally screwed up in life. Go ahead and invest in the limited edition World of Warcraft for PC in your newly acquired basement room, while you suck the last of your parents retirement from their bank account. Awesome.

(3) Think they really needed to do a study to figure out that men don't register subtle hints from women I mean.

You could have just asked me (or any woman) instead of wasting money doing an actual study. Seriously, sometimes even if you blatantly scream "GO AWAY!!!!!" they still think you are just playing hard-to-get.

(4) Really care who Venezuela's dictator would vote for for US President I mean.

Because I know I can count on the fact that the US-hating, terrorist-loving Chavez has my best interests at heart. He doesn't like McCain, obviously, which is the only good reason so far to vote for him.

(5) Think Obama should allow his reverend to keep speaking I mean.

Wright speaks out against whites, Jews, and... Italians? Who seriously hates the Italians? Serious egg - or maybe spaghetti - on Obama's face for not denouncing this loose cannon sooner.

(6) Think pink skulls are manly I mean.

No amount of progressive blogging is going to make anything on a diaper bag "manly." Sorry.

(7) Think anyone could turn down the chance to do this I mean.

Heckling tank drivers with your awesome Range Rover skills. What else could someone ask for?

(8) Think that this was very smart I mean:



Note to Self: Make shorter blog posts.