tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post1098022737639805861..comments2023-11-02T04:52:39.412-04:00Comments on Note to Self: Updating My ResumeMJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15508596301640968425noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-38422317281339746192009-04-13T07:37:00.000-04:002009-04-13T07:37:00.000-04:00I'm wondering if I should put "good at napping" on...I'm wondering if I should put "good at napping" on mine ;-) Love #7!<BR/><BR/>Stopping by from SITS to say "hi" and welcome. I know that you will enjoy being part of this vibrant community of bloggers.<BR/><BR/>carma :-)Carma Sezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01897159620671834070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-66840133594325367252009-04-10T13:45:00.000-04:002009-04-10T13:45:00.000-04:00I can produce a "look" that would intimidate almos...I can produce a "look" that would intimidate almost anyone. My kids call it the "devil smile."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-88303998926052465802009-04-10T11:52:00.000-04:002009-04-10T11:52:00.000-04:00Excellent points for hiring you although I think t...Excellent points for hiring you although I think that many a wife would be jealous.pure evylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04545185784186786104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-27455214384436955352009-04-09T08:10:00.000-04:002009-04-09T08:10:00.000-04:00"Pretty enough to impress your clients, but ugly e..."Pretty enough to impress your clients, but ugly enough to not intimidate your wife."<BR/><BR/>I love it! Sorry to hear about your job situation, but HOO-RA on losing the fugly uniform top. On to bigger and better things, m'dear!K Trainorhttp://uglyassopinion.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-83621827347531489492009-04-08T13:54:00.000-04:002009-04-08T13:54:00.000-04:00Hi MJ,I want to play!10. I'm a REALLY good cook, a...Hi MJ,<BR/><BR/>I want to play!<BR/><BR/>10. I'm a REALLY good cook, and love doing it so I'd cater all the office parties for free.<BR/><BR/>9. I brew my own beer and wine and would be willing to share.<BR/><BR/>8. I have friends, who owe me, in most every trade and could get you some great deals on office repairs.<BR/><BR/>7. Trust me, if I'm there you won't have to worry about disgruntled employees shooting up the office. Well, unless I'm doing the shooting.<BR/><BR/>6. I write parody songs as a hobby and would be most happy to mock your business rivals in song.<BR/><BR/>5. I carry enough tools and parts in my truck to do most minor repairs on cars.<BR/><BR/>4. I know the bouncer at the hottest night club in town and can get everyone in without waiting in line.<BR/><BR/>3. I used to work for the county government and did lots of favors for high level bureaucrats who are still working there. For instance, my assessed property tax has been $1 for the last several years.<BR/><BR/>2. I've also done some favors for the county police - camp out fishing weekend at my lake complete with home brew and a whole BBQ shoulder - so when you get picked up for DUI, I can make a call and keep you out of the general population holding cell until your lawyer gets there. <BR/><BR/>1. I drove the farm tractor in to this interview, and if I don't get the job the fancy sports car in your parking space is going to have a tragic "accident."<BR/><BR/>Thanks MJ; that was fun!<BR/>the Gritthe Grithttp://britandgrit.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-27020306606645881252009-04-07T22:41:00.000-04:002009-04-07T22:41:00.000-04:00I would put that I am very talented at procrastina...I would put that I am very talented at procrastination. I'm sure that's an asset in any line of work, yeah??colbymarshallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14056535503422186623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-75995004976358111762009-04-07T15:27:00.000-04:002009-04-07T15:27:00.000-04:00I know what you mean.I know what you mean.Anonymous social workerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11399168683056769459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-43844380657577864182009-04-07T15:03:00.000-04:002009-04-07T15:03:00.000-04:00I would put "I can find you the answer to ANYTHING...I would put "I can find you the answer to ANYTHING on Google. Medical mystery? Give me 5 minutes. Is this movie any good? Lemme get you a review. <BR/><BR/>And I kinda love what Helen wrote ;)Crystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00571285882858007154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-66667990356119782372009-04-07T11:05:00.001-04:002009-04-07T11:05:00.001-04:00I am blogging about this.... I like this topic and...I am blogging about this.... I like this topic and now thanks to you! :) I will forward it to others to do the same!! Hope you don't mind!House Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08410489335612612736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-76083860371864794522009-04-07T11:05:00.000-04:002009-04-07T11:05:00.000-04:00I would have said that I'm straight up evil, but c...I would have said that I'm straight up evil, but charming enough that the competition will never see it coming.Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18308394263090741207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-13148861053616586542009-04-07T10:39:00.000-04:002009-04-07T10:39:00.000-04:00Oh man, I would hire you immediately!!! Who could ...Oh man, I would hire you immediately!!! Who could pass you up??? You're my favorite MJ!Makihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05640331613748386545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2669443686448503780.post-36112930814470704572009-04-07T10:38:00.000-04:002009-04-07T10:38:00.000-04:00That I am really great at twittering.That I am really great at twittering.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00976360898085871173noreply@blogger.com